If a light drizzle is enough to promptly cancel all of your programs for the afternoon.
If you’ve ever done a Google search for: “If an egg floats, is it really bad or just stale but still edible?”
If your pet cat eats better than half the kids in your neighborhood.
If you’ve ever gotten off a 12-hour bus ride, sniffed yourself, then thought, I don’t really need to bathe.
If you’ve ever contemplated starting a fire to make lunch and decided instead to just eat spoonfuls of peanut butter directly from the jar.
If you’ve ever done unspeakable things with empty bottles just to avoid using your latrine late at night.
If you haven’t gotten a haircut in half a year because “nobody will see me anyway.”
If you’ve ever shared a bus seat with a woman holding a live chicken and both of them spent the entire ride glaring at you.
If you’re convinced that your malaria medication is making you actually clinically unbalanced.