The benefits of using a chimbusu

Pooping in a hole in the ground is usually one of the bigger concerns for invitees to Peace Corps Zambia. I wasn’t concerned. For one thing, I was an avid backpacker when I lived in California and so I made my own holes in the ground before I pooped in them. For another, we were all assured that living in a mud hut without electricity or indoor plumbing would be the first thing we adjusted to, not the last.

And yes, I have indeed gotten used to squatting over a hole in the ground whenever nature calls. What I didn’t expect is that I actually prefer my chimbusu to toilets now. And I’ve got two solid (groan) reasons why:

Disclaimer: I’m going to talk about poop. A lot. Graphically. Delicate sensibilities have been warned.

-Last year I read a life tip on Reddit (oh, how I miss Reddit) that advised elevating your feet while sitting on the toilet to facilitate a smoother and less messy deposit. It aligns your lower intestine with your anus in such a way that it creates a straighter shot, and behold, it works! (Also works out your hammies like a boss.) Well, squatting on your thighs over your chimbusu opening as you do your business creates that same magical alignment where everything just slides right out with minimal sticking. Fact: I’ve used only two rolls of toilet paper over the past two months of regular bowel movements.

-You know how in the 4th grade you were told that the heart is the strongest muscle in the body? That’s crock. When I have diarrhea (and here in this country of new foods, suspect water sources, and dubious hygiene practices, this means every week), my rear end becomes a projectile launcher with approximately the same stored energy as a dying sun. The last thing I want to aim that sucker at is a bowl full of water 7 inches away. Good grief.

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14 thoughts on “The benefits of using a chimbusu

  1. Oh Matty. I miss sharing Reddit with you. However, I haven’t read any poop threads on it since you left. Thank you for reminding me of how entertaining poop stories can be. Now, as a concerned friend I am wondering if I should be sending you some Imodium?

  2. hahaha omg. i don’t think i’ll be able to look at you again without thinking of this post. glad you’re having regular bowel movements and you’ve found a way to conserve toilet paper lol

  3. Was wondering when I would see a blog post from you devoted solely to poop. Actually kinda surprised it took you this long: 😛

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